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I HAVE A TRUE STORY.
So this one time, when I was an intern at this entertainment company in the Chi, I was telling people how fucking hilarious Rob Huebel is, and nobody got me.
Fast forward to about a month later, when we were hosting the Lollapalooza afterparties- who do I see amongst the crowd of pretty nobodies, but Rob Huebel himself. I immediately throw a few casual ‘bows to move towards him to have a few words.
I approach him and say, “Yo, Rob, has anyone else besides me approached you to tell you that you’ve got jokes? Cuz if so, I’ll feel super unoriginal.”
He goes, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. My name’s Michael Jackson, I think you have the wrong person.”
I retort, “Last time I checked I wasn’t blind, and I see that you’re a white DUDE sooo…” (this was more funny and less off-color back then, before MJ passed)
He laughed (YES.), and then bought me some drinks, and then we got married drunk.
VICTORY.
robhuebel:Drowning sucks.
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